Impression of a five storey development as proposed.

Impression of a five storey development as proposed.
This is a generic form of a five storey development as it would appear on the site.

Saturday, 14 August 2010

The proposal by developers to shaft a five storey student complex into the tiny site of the Kings Arms, the very heart of our bijou gem of an estate, is like a forty stone man anally raping a two foot dwarf! They May think we are "Little Folk" so they need to be reminded that even dwarves and fairies have teeth!


Hi neighbours.

So the developers want to  insert into this tiny site a five storey monstrosity housing an undisclosed number of students (at least fifty, maybe a hundred) without parking for any of the corresponding number of cars. FACT, there are 104 houses on the estate. This “development” would at a single stroke practically double the number of residents.

Clearly, an instance of “build and scoot”. Now they start to deploy every gesture of having “consulted” with the community and “stakeholders”. Ugh, what a ghastly invented word…truly a Freudian cover for what they really mean, their concern for the interests of SHAREHOLDERS!

Hence the flyers and a web-site where you are invited to leave comments. Don’t bother, your comments will simply be left “awaiting  moderation” indefinitely but never appear for others to read. Unless of course you want to simply sing their praises and how you think it would be just swell to have a hundred more students and their pals partying here and leaving their shit in the streets and alleys!

To propose shoehorning such a gargantuan structure and such a huge number of inmates into such a tiny site in a location that is already densely occupied beggars belief. High Kingsdown is a tiny, compact community, being one of the most inventively and intelligently conceived estates ever built. Anywhere.  To propose jamming a five storey phallus into this tiny opening is like a forty stone man anally raping a two foot Dwarf! They think we are puny “Little Folk” but they need to be reminded, even Dwarves have teeth!

So here’s what I’ve done. I’ve set up another web-site. So that you and I can go there and publish what we really think. Here it is!

Welcome to the site: post your comments. I shall no doubt have more to say on this topic. But , in contrast to the developers own public-relations site, on this one your comments will NOT be censored, as long as they are not obscene, racist, merely abusive or in any sense illegal or appearing to condone or encourage illegality. Such comments will be removed if found. Otherwise, say what you think. I emphasise, I have no responsibility for or control over the opinions of others. If we have PR staff from the developers making posts under the guise of invented neighbourhood residents…they are welcome to waste their time doing so if they wish!

Oh and BTW, if anyone thinks they can silence a campaign against this egregious proposal, such web-sites can be made anew in a matter of minutes and posters replaced in a matter of hours.

START NOW TO STOP THE  DEVELOPERS SODOMISING  HIGH  KINGSDOWN!

1 comment:

  1. I don't agree with all the language, but do agree with all the sentiment, High Kingsdown is a development that won awards for high density housing. Love the sign on the pub, I have stuck it back up as it had fallen down. For anyone who does want to leave comments on the developers website it is www.sci-kingsarms.info, and you can also look at the full horror of what they are proposing to build here too!

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